Karachi Crack

What is Karachi Crack?

A bad case of 'the shits' brought on by an extremely hot curry the night before.

Much, much worse than Bombay Bum and Rhino-Eye as, in this case, the arse crack feels as though it has been prodded with a soldering iron.

"Oh shit Babes, you'd better put a loo-roll in the fridge, I've got Karachi Crack again"

Yapping

1. Talking forever and no one really pays attention to it. When someone talks and talks and your like, yeah yeah, are you done yet? Damn,..

30 Minute-er

1. A massive shit, in reference to the amount of time you will be spending on John Crapper's invention. Be back in a while, I need to..

James Brown Stains

1. a wet sounding fart, or a shart I just made me some James Brown stains. See fart, poop, stinker, shart, poot..

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