Karachi Crack

What is Karachi Crack?

A bad case of 'the shits' brought on by an extremely hot curry the night before.

Much, much worse than Bombay Bum and Rhino-Eye as, in this case, the arse crack feels as though it has been prodded with a soldering iron.

"Oh shit Babes, you'd better put a loo-roll in the fridge, I've got Karachi Crack again"

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