Kario Mart

What is Kario Mart?


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N. The classic N-64 game with a twist: when the race starts, all participants must open a beer. You may not finish until your beer is finihed.

Three guys playing Kario Mart:

"Im just gonna chug my beer first and then start racing."

"Nah, Im gonna race first, stop before the finish line, chug my beer, and cross the line for the win"

"Your strategies all suck. Playing one handed while drinkin with the other ftw"

See mario, kario, mart, beer, race


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