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When someone is talking to you and watching something that isn't your eyes that you wish they weren't.
I.e: pervy old men tal..
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When two cars are both going the same speed in different lanes making it impossible to pass them
Why are we going so slow?
Because the..
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A pie so delicious, that it gives you an orgasm. Pecan pie is usually the pie in question, because pecans look like tiny vaginas. Very r..