What is Karl?
1.
A really cool guy, nice once you get to know him. He isn't the best looking guy in the world but makes a great pal and will take care of his friends and his woman. Dislikes most people upon meeting them. Saves time from hating them later. Falls in love at first sight once a year. Never gets that girl though. Some day he will. Also extremely funny and sarcastic.
That guy is one cool Karl.
2.
big sexy beast, great in bed, every girl loves but doesnt know yet...
oh my god that guys such a karl
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A "Lady" that resembles a woman yet for all intents and purposes is a man. Not necessarily a hermaphodite; however there is some gender confusion. She makes toilet while standing, greets each morning with a thunderous flatulent and is an all around meathead.
Yeah I went out with that Mexican girl Kara but all she kept doing is quoting movie lines and acting like a total KARL. And I'm pretty sure she was wearing Old Spice deodorant
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4.
Homeless person/group of people huddled in street corners
Hey look at that poor Karl with his moped!
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5.
A name used to reference a total stalker. A Karl has at least 6 restraining orders on his record due to crimes such as computer hacking, breaking and entering, and creating full shrines of a particular girl in his room. He would steal dirty underwear and collect hair from a drain. Can be spotted due to a not so inconspicuous unibrow.
Sarah: "I'm sleeping, wtf are you doing underneath my bed...Oh god...You're a Karl aren't you?...And pluck that unibrow, that's disgusting."
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6.
My dream guy. Never met anyone like him before. I'm so happy I know him. Wish he'd be mine..
That sweet blue eyed girl from our school is meant to be with Karl!
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The "Karl" is a bizarre and highly technical sex act. Here's what you do:
-Kidnap a child.
-Dowse child in gasoline.
-Find a bear and keep it at a distance. It needs to be trained not to maul you until five minutes after a fuse is lit.
-Attach a fuse, timed at five minutes, to the child.
-Rape the child and
If you finish before the five minutes, the bear will eat you. Take too long, and the gasoline will kill you. Hence, this is a very difficult sex act and should be done as carefully as possible.
Did you hear? Sam pulled off a Karl!
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