Karl Malden

What is Karl Malden?


1.

A Vodka Soda with ice.

What would you like with your supper? I'll have a Karl Malden.

2.

A variation on the classic "mooning" prank, wherein the penis and scrotum are shoved out the back, creating a vague resemblance to large-nosed actor Karl Malden.

When the truck-driver refused to honk his horn for us, Mark gave him Karl Malden.

3.

When, in the act of performing a rim job on your female partner, you suddenly insert your nose deep into her pussy and forcefully exhale through your nostils, creating an artificial queeferof biblical proportions.

The Karl Malden is best performed in the summer time when your nostrils are unclogged.

See nosejob, rimjob, queefer


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