Karl Malonism

What is Karl Malonism?

anything said by karl malone that has any useful information

which is not much.

"don't eat the beanie baby/tomagochi."

"ghosts are spooky but don't bite."

"they call it the bayou because every time it rains you got to bayou a new rug."

Lawn Darts

1. Highly entertaining, yet subsequently illegal, outdoor game involving heavy, sharp metal objects being thrown great distances at hoops p..

Orangatang Titties

1. titties that hang down like all shit, the owner is able to slap them against her abdomen, similer to an orangatang Gumby: yo dudes chec..

Straight Goggles

1. adj or n: the inclination or action of a historically or self-identified queer individual to seek or make sexual advances towards a pers..

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