Karl Malonism

What is Karl Malonism?


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anything said by karl malone that has any useful information

which is not much.

"don't eat the beanie baby/tomagochi."

"ghosts are spooky but don't bite."

"they call it the bayou because every time it rains you got to bayou a new rug."


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