Karl Malonism

What is Karl Malonism?

anything said by karl malone that has any useful information

which is not much.

"don't eat the beanie baby/tomagochi."

"ghosts are spooky but don't bite."

"they call it the bayou because every time it rains you got to bayou a new rug."

Ivonne

1. A sexy Puerto Rican agent who works for the United States Federal Government. Ivonne takes peoples' money while powdering her nose..

Phone Grope

1. Grabbing at pockets, patting yourself down to make sure you have your cellphone and don't need to turn around and go back home for ..

Zootied

1. When you're so zooted, that you start to manipulate words into your own. Dylan, you're... zootied! See Jillian..

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