What is Karl Rove?
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The most evil man alive, as well as the most powerful man alive. Controls the Republican spin and lie machines. Has a lengthy record of using smear tactics to help Republican candidates win election
Karl Rove stole an opponent's letter head and used it to promote a party offering free beer and girls
Karl Rove bugged his own office and blamed it on his opponent
Karl Rove claimed the Clinton administration defiled the White House only to be proven wrong by the GAO.
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The Whitehouse deputy chief of staff. An overweight Sith lord with the conscience of a slave trader.
Karl Rove: "You don't get to be an overweight sith lord by eating reasonably sized portions; I put down as many of those $50 lobbyist meals as Abramoff will give me."
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The puppetmaster behind President Bush. Originally an angel, he fell from the grace of God and descended to the seventh layer of Hell. Mr Rove, aka Satan, sent him up during the campaign of former Texas governor Bush to test the will of our nation. Somehow, President Bush, probably to appease his daddy, decided that Satan should advise him of all matters political and foreign. Rove, more than others, has influenced everything Bush has done--from fucking over our foreign policy to our defense system to our homeland policies such as education and economy. Rove will be the destruction of our nation.
Karl Rove advised the President on foreign policy and how to destroy Governor Dean's campaign. Then he spit out venom from his eyes on a liberal, and flew back to the West Wing, screaming, "I rule this country! Screw my puppet President and this whole country! I am Satan's spawn and I shall turn this world into a fiery pit such as the one I am accustomed to!"
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Leader of the dark side and controller of all that is evil. In Star Wars he was known as the Emporer while George Bush was called Darth Vadar.
If you challenge Bush, Karl Rove will shoot you with bolts of electricity from his fingers.
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Political mastermind and advisor to President George W. Bush. Acts as Bush's brain, in part because Bush's is microscopic. Can also be likened to "scum of the earth" and "lowest form of humanity". Generally speaking, feces have more ethics and character.
"Karl Rove is a parasite. Anyone who leaks the name of a covert CIA agent as retribution for exposing his own lie is guilty of treason. Therefore, any American who believes this piece of crap actually cares about his country is far too stupid to be alive."
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karl rove is a 4 eyed motherfucker for mobolised evengilical christians to for Bush Junior which means 4 more years of bullshit......4 more years of crap
likely beneficiary under Bush: evengilical christians, corporations (including corporate polluters) rich fuckers at the very top of the income bracket
likely group of people to suffer under Bush: children/elderly who have weak lungs and live in cities with smogs problem, minorities, arabs who live in the US that who will continue to be victims of racial profiling and harrasment, low income people who aren't likely to get any tax cut and will pay more in taxes, enviromentalist, communities in cities where gang violence are problem because Bush cut money that was intended to put more cops on street while local goverments are force to lay off cops putting public safety at risk
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Noun.
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In 1970, Rove, a Republican advisor, snuck into the campaign office of Illinois Democrat Alan Dixon and stole some letterhead. He printed fliers on the letterhead promising "free beer, free food, girls and a good time for nothing" and distributed the fliers at rock concerts and homeless shelters.
What a guy!
