Karl Urban

What is Karl Urban?


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A reputable actor, Karl Urban just recently made his big acting debut with his appearances in "The Lord of the Rings" films for his role as Eomer. Though having already been in a number of television ("White Fang", "Homeword Bound") and theatre ("Julius Ceasar") performances, his only recognizable roles would be that of the television series "Zena: Warrior Princess" for his roles as Cupid and Ceasar.

Kid #2: "Where do you come up with this stuff?"

J.R.: "From the official Karl Urban website, of course! Man, he is soooo dreamy!"

Kid #2: "Dude, are you gay?"

J.R.: "Well, maybe just a little. But we're all a little gay."

Kid #1: "You said it, Jer!"

Kid #2: "... God dammnit."

{foot-note} The pronunciation mark for the name Eomer goes above the first 'E'. My bad.


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