Karled

What is Karled?


1.

To be extremely drunk or wasted.

Did you see Steve last night? He was so Karled he passed out in his bowl of chicken noodle soup.

See drunk, trashed, tanked, obliterated

2.

The action of prematuraly ejaculating before any clothes are taken off, or ejaculating in your trousers.

Dude #1: dude check that lasses rack man

Dude #2: dude i think i just karled

Dude #1: dude thats sick

See ejaculating, karl


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