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A sexual position involving sommersaults and/or upsidedown action, chocolate lube, and double the stuffing.
Dude, we totally did vagina..
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The penis. Referred to in this fashion for it's serpentine behavior.
Last night I force-fed and gagged Lisa with my zipper snake a..
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The craziest Harry Potter loving bean out there, who speaks fluent pirate.
"Lexascious be a fine pirate"..