Kasey Bergen

What is Kasey Bergen?


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1. wears stupid posi caps

2. listens to from autumn to ashes

3. has every std known to man

4. has lost over 45 thousand brain cells from alcohol consumption

"god, you're such a kasey bergen! don't touch me, you!"


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