Kate Winslet

What is Kate Winslet?


1.

the single most amazing actress in the history of british actresses. She starred alongside Johnny Depp in Finding Neverland (2004) and made her movie debut in Heavenly Creatures (1993) SHE'S BRILLIANT and i love her *dreams*

"have him to STAY for supper michael, we'r not cannibals"

"What's it like, neverland?" (Finding Neverland)

"I'll never let go Jack" (Titanic)

2.

Hugely over-rated and over-paid Brit actress. Lacks any ability whatever and is so wooden that she probably practises by chopping tree bark in a wood shop with Woody Guthrie. Her very best performance (in her first film - a sort of childhood fantasy set in New Zealand) was just average, and she has gone downhill ever since. Chiefly memorable for having earned US$60 million from Titanic. She had a cool contract because everybody thought the movie would be a flop. Since then she has pretended that she is just an ordinary english rose and an ordinary mother, as she bosses around various servants and buys rolls royces bulk.

Look at that bad excuse for an actress Kate Winslet in Titanic, even the chandeliers in the movie act better than she did.


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