What is Katie Couric?
1.
1. Woman who currently serves as the anchor and managing editor of the CBS Evening News.
2. A competitor that challenges you to become better, even if he or she does not threaten your supremacy.
Jean Girard, Talladega Nights: God needs the Devil. The Beatles needed The Rolling Stones. Even Diane Sawyer needed Katie Couric. Will you be my Katie Couric?
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2.
Noun. One who incrementally improves another's already superior performance by virtue of their own highly competitive, however slightly inferior performance.
Jean Girard, Talladega Nights: NO! I will battle you with the entirety of my heart, and you will probably lose, but maybe, juuuust maybe, you might challenge me. God needs the Devil. The Beatles needed The Rolling Stones. Even Diane Sawyer needed Katie Couric. Will you be my...Katie Couric?
Ricky Bobby: Wow.
chuckles I feel like I'm in Highlander.
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3.
1.) The female co-anchor of the Today Show on NBC
2.) A term used to talk about awkward flirting between television personalities.
1.) I watch Katie Couric every morning on TV.
2.)Wow, are you Katie Couricing?
4.
Hot, dumb fucking bitch on television in the United States.
New Yorker: Ey, look - Katie Couric is on TV!
Floridian: Naw mane, Katie Couric is in the TV, not on it.
Californian: Nah bruh, she's not in it or on it, because she's sucking my fat cock. Surfs up!
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