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Facetious extension of DVD (actually Digital Versatile Disk).
Nothing interesting on the telly tonight, Benny. Stick on a Dreadful Ven..
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A device used for turning small children into dog food.
We shoved the baby into the tree chipper and watched cans of dog food pop out...
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An unneccesary combination of the words 'absolutely' and 'positively', thus 'absatively'.
"Is your p..