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When on your anniversary, your wife is nice enough to let you hit her back door.
Man, I hope my next anniversary is like my last one. I..
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Going number two, dropping a duce.
I gotta go play a hand or two of Indian poker.
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When a bitch walks by, and her ass end is so tore up and looks like cottage cheese that you immediately vomit.
"Damn, that bitch w..