What is Katy Perry?
1.
A female singer who kissed a girl and liked it and who thinks you're gay...
Katy Perry: "I Kissed a girl and I liked it!"
Me: Great for you...
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2.
Katy Perry is proof that the world is coming to an end.
Person #1: I THINK THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!
Person #2: What? Why's that?
Person #1: KATY PERRY'S SONG IS NUMBER ONE ON ITUNES!
Person #2: Holy shit life has no meaning!
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3.
Some girl who cannot write songs to save her life.
Sure, she may have a "good" voice, but her lyrics make me want to punch people out.
"I kissed a girl and I liked it!" Whoop-de-fucking-do. It's amazing how people can even call her a musician.
She needs to quit writing songs like "I Kissed A Girl" and "Ur So Gay" because:
1. They are so incredibly stupid and they actually make me want to go on a killing rampage.
2. Someone is bound to get offended.
3. They still really make me want to kill people.
Katy Perry: I KISSED A GIRLLL, AND I LIKED IT! I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND IT!
Girl: Well, I slept with your boyfriend, and I LOVED it! I hope YOU don't mind you stupid slut.
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4.
Proof that mainstream music audience are idiots with little regard for quality.
If Katy Perry had written a song about anything other than kissing a girl, it wouldn't be in the Top 100, much less a #1.
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5.
1. Katy Perry is an American singer-songwriter from Santa Monica, California. She is most notable for her singles, "UR So Gay", released in 2007, and the song, "I Kissed a Girl", which was released in 2008, by Capitol Records
2. To tell a person off via a song insinuating their sexual preference
"Ur So gay" was Katy Perry's way of getting back at an old flame.
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6.
A singer that depended on explicit sexual themes to boost her popularity.
Guy 1: "Man, Katy Perry is Hot!"
Guy 2: "No,Hot N Cold!"
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7.
A shining example of all that is wrong with the modern music industry.
Retardedly simple lyrics, contradictory statements, and whoring herself out through song yet never whoring herself out visually - that is the essence of Katy Perry.
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