Katy Perry

What is Katy Perry?


1.

A female singer who kissed a girl and liked it and who thinks you're gay...

Katy Perry: "I Kissed a girl and I liked it!"

Me: Great for you...

See ur so gay

2.

Katy Perry is proof that the world is coming to an end.

Person #1: I THINK THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!

Person #2: What? Why's that?

Person #1: KATY PERRY'S SONG IS NUMBER ONE ON ITUNES!

Person #2: Holy shit life has no meaning!

See death, horrid, shitty, lame

3.

Some girl who cannot write songs to save her life.

Sure, she may have a "good" voice, but her lyrics make me want to punch people out.

"I kissed a girl and I liked it!" Whoop-de-fucking-do. It's amazing how people can even call her a musician.

She needs to quit writing songs like "I Kissed A Girl" and "Ur So Gay" because:

1. They are so incredibly stupid and they actually make me want to go on a killing rampage.

2. Someone is bound to get offended.

3. They still really make me want to kill people.

Katy Perry: I KISSED A GIRLLL, AND I LIKED IT! I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND IT!

Girl: Well, I slept with your boyfriend, and I LOVED it! I hope YOU don't mind you stupid slut.

See stupid, annoying, hatred, terrible, lame

4.

Proof that mainstream music audience are idiots with little regard for quality.

If Katy Perry had written a song about anything other than kissing a girl, it wouldn't be in the Top 100, much less a #1.

See i, hate, tags, as, much, katy, perry

5.

1. Katy Perry is an American singer-songwriter from Santa Monica, California. She is most notable for her singles, "UR So Gay", released in 2007, and the song, "I Kissed a Girl", which was released in 2008, by Capitol Records

2. To tell a person off via a song insinuating their sexual preference

"Ur So gay" was Katy Perry's way of getting back at an old flame.

See gay, katy, perry, american

6.

A singer that depended on explicit sexual themes to boost her popularity.

Guy 1: "Man, Katy Perry is Hot!"

Guy 2: "No,Hot N Cold!"

See katy, perry

7.

A shining example of all that is wrong with the modern music industry.

Retardedly simple lyrics, contradictory statements, and whoring herself out through song yet never whoring herself out visually - that is the essence of Katy Perry.

See gay, mainstream music, terrible, horrible, bad


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