Katy Sandford

What is Katy Sandford?


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A selfish, Cold, Retarded bint of a cunt! Touched up my her mother when young! And has the worse smelling cunt ever! Smells like fish!!!

Katy: here is your pizza sir!!

Customer: Why does it smell of fish i didnt order fish!

Katy: sorry that is my fish cuttlets


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