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during sex when a girl squirts and it gushes like a geyser :)
Susan: Ahh ahhhhh!
Bob: Damn what a vagina geyser! My whole room's ..
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Entering a bar and ordering 5 beers and 5 shots of tequila. Must be consumed in less than an hour.
I pulled a P.T. Cruiser last night a..