Kauf

What is Kauf?


1.

An exclamation used to rip someone else.

Can often be accompanied by a gesticulated gun in the right hand, sometimes drawn from one's inner pocket.

Can be followed by a "kkkkkkkkkkkkkhh" noise.

Timmy trips over his shoelace. Jonny, upon seeing Timmy's discomfort, pulls out his 'Kauf Gun', exclaiming, 'KAUF!', followed by a "kkkkkkkkkkkkkhh" noise.

See J-Ho

2.

Pimp and gangster.

Damn, Brian is hookin' up with another fine ass girl. That motha fucka is a true kauf!


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