Kauffman

What is Kauffman?


1.

If you are called this it means you have a penis that is too long to be measured by a ruler. That you are a play boy, what every woman wants.

That Kauffman must be fun in the sack.

2.

A completely insane group/family living in the same house.

Parent figures are usally the creepier/more sexual people in the house.

person#1: so, i heard you're dating a kauffman...

person#2: yeah... it's pretty insane, especially the parents.

person#1: whoa...

See insane, sexual, mental, sexy, perverted, spiritual

3.

A penis which cannot be measured by a ruler, term was named after a kid who pulled a jerrod during class and the teacher hit him in the penis with a ruler, the ruler was broken in half upon immediate contact.

Jerrod's penis becomes a kauffman whenever he sees hippo-crocca-dogga-pigs

See ruler, jerrod, hard-on


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