Kauka

What is Kauka?


1.

A Kauka is a person who has a penis that is not long, but that is thin. Such people will also make frequent bad jokes regarding doctors.

Girl 1: Did you screw that guy?

Girl 2: Yeah, but it was bad. He was a total Kauka.

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Kauka: Wow, it takes ages to get served here huh?

Girl: You gotta have patience dude.

Kauka: Doctors have patients, I don't.

See pencil dick, stumpycock, small cock

2.

Kauka is the original P.I.M.P. Hustling bitches where ever he can, getting them to suck and spred in a matter of seconds.

I did a Kauka on that girl from the party.

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