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To forcefully pass a large turd that causes some pain or discomfort on the way out.
I had to take a smash and it felt like I gave birth..
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Just when you're about to bust a nut from a girl sucking your cock, pull it out and shoot your load into her eyes. Then sit back a..
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Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.
Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?
Me: Hell, ..