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When you get a boner so fast your dick slaps against your stomach.
"Oh, dude, last night this chick was sucking my dick, I got a d..
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Food that's really, really bad for you.
Joe: Did you get a piece of Susie's birthday cake?
Jenny: Oh yeah, it's so tran..
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A very easy woman. So easy, it is said that every guy in town has had her.
Guy one: "I need to get laid!"
Guy two: "The..
