Kayak Edit Meaning

1.

A single person boat used for many things. Used to be used by hunters, now used for recreation. The 2 groups of kayaking are flatwater and whitewater. Whitewater kayaking takes much more balls and skill than flatwater kayaking and is a shit load more fun. Here in north carolina and the rest of the southeast we have the best rivers and people for whitewater kayaking.

Kayakers in the south east run the shit all year long.

See whitewater kayaking, adrenaline, balls, paddler

2.

A verb describing the act of swiping your hand like a credit card in an upward stroke over a persons genitals. This is normally done for shock value to a person who is not expecting it. One also screams "KA-YAK" while swiping a victim.

"That nagger, Laura, wouldn't pay attention....so I gave that hatchet wound a kayak she will never forget!"

See kayak, swipe, oil check, genitals

3.

kayak

1) noun- a boat used in the sport of kayaking

2) verb- to kayak- a water racing sport that onvolves someone sitting in a boat and using a double-bladded paddle to propel themselves down the lake, what someone does if they are too smart to row or canoe. note:this only applies to flatwater kayaking, whitewater does not count, if i was put in aboat at the top of the river i'd make it downhill pretty fast too.

Rower: So you paddle. how does it feel to be going slower than a rower?

Kayaker: At least I've figured out which way is forward!

Old Lady: Ahh, you must be a rower!!!

Kayaker: No m'am, thats a rower over there... (points to dishevilled youth walking backwards through heavy traffic)

See kayak, kayaking, canoeing, paddling, rowing

4.

The loneliest boat in the sea.

Calling a person a Kayak is calling them a loner.

What a fucking Kayak

Yo Kayak bounce!

See loner, alone, lonely

5.

Euphemism for penis. Think "cock" with an alternate pronunciation.

This girl at camp rode my kayak all summer long.