Kayla Roden

What is Kayla Roden?


1.

No body likes her and she looks like a baboons buttocks. She hums really annoyingly and obsesses over women. She also has a severe disease called idiotosis. If u ever come in contact with her makes sure to go take a shower quickly and run around and scream like a little girl. If u spot her on the street call animal control and they will make sure to remove her out of your sight. You'll know if u see her because she looks like a cat that has been dead for 3 months and sounds like a male.

Nick Phillips is the coolest person in the world and feels sorry for kayla and her friends.

I look like a baboons buttocks. I must be Kayla Roden.

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A very cute, wonderful, brunette, 5'2" hottie that has a retarded sister named shannon and a loser brother named dennis (both of which have no life)

Every girl wants to be Kayla Roden, and every guy wants to go out with her!

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