What is Kayvan?
1.
In ancient persian means "Saturn". The root of the word means: "like king", which refers to the way Saturn looks like incomparison to the other planets. It is also a nice classy name.
His name is Kayvan. Kayvan planet in situated in the milky way.
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2.
A bipolar noun that is known as a nome or hobbit like creature that lurks in dirty bars with snaggle tooth women who is prone to starting fights with men twice their size.
Girl: Look at that short man, with that fugly girl starting shit.
Girl 2: Oh I know, he's being such a kayvan
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3.
A hairstyle that resembles either a Latin Amrican revolutionary or an Italian footballer from the mid-1990s.
"I used to fancy him, but he's got a kayvan now"
4.
Kayvan is a term used to describe someone who is clearly a terrorist, but remains a functioning and succesful member of society until his meeting with Allah.
"Wow, I never realized he was a kayvan."
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