What is Kazaam?
1.
A magical genie rapper with attitude. Lives in a large boom box.
I Am KAZAAM!!! BOW DOWN TO MY ENCHATED RAP SKILLZ!!!
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2.
An expression used when making fun of Shaq.
Yao Ming was thinking "Kazaam!" when he blocked Shaq's first 3 shot attempts against him.
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3.
Shaquille O'Neal's worst moment since Shaq Fu.
4.
This can be achieved as a male is just about to climax while he is participating in anal or vaginal sex. As soon as he feels the "relief" comming he quickly pulls out and taps his partner on the shoulder and shoots his ecjaculate into her eye, once it hits he says "kazaam"
Important note: Kazaam is most effective while the partners are in the "doggy style" position.
Holley was pissed at Jared for giving her the "kazaam" because she couldn't see anything out of her left eye for a week
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5.
sayin like that thing is da bomb. its the best.
Baby if i was shaq i would say your ass is Kazaaam!!
6.
1. to be so conceited and/or stupid that you think that people would want to see you doing anything, including appearing in a movie as a genie
2. an explitive uttered while trying to struggle through 5 minutes of "Kazaam" starring Shaquille O'Neal
1. I hope Kobe don't think he all kazaam an' shit.
2. KAZAAM!!! I can't believe this motherfucka just did a rap where the chorus was "We be genies."
