Kazan

What is Kazan?

A shot in golf in which the ball comes into contact with a stray can of spam. This incures a 2 stroke penalty.

God dammit! Why the hell did I have to shoot a fucking kazan?

To give or receive rough sexual intercourse.

1. The next time I see Judy, I'm going to kazan her brains out.

2. I can't sit down, Max kazanned my anus for three hours last night.

See intercourse, sex, rape, talking

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Oapilf

1. old age penisioner i'ed like to fuck. 'jesus, dude ur nan is oapilf. i jus wanna break her hip replacement in 2.' See a..

Turkeytron

1. From the Adult Swim show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Turkeytron is a robotic turkey sent from the year 9595 to retrieve a thanksgiving turk..

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