Kazan

What is Kazan?

A shot in golf in which the ball comes into contact with a stray can of spam. This incures a 2 stroke penalty.

God dammit! Why the hell did I have to shoot a fucking kazan?

To give or receive rough sexual intercourse.

1. The next time I see Judy, I'm going to kazan her brains out.

2. I can't sit down, Max kazanned my anus for three hours last night.

See intercourse, sex, rape, talking

Emobetic

1. A childs psychotic behaivor due to not getting sugar. Ahh I want dessert now or I'm going to go emobetic and hurt you! Ahhhh! See..

Vanimal

1. totally bad-ass van. Dude, that's one fuckin' rad vanimal you got there, Bra! See van, animal, danimal, manimal..

Spend A Battery

1. To sit in a cafe (usually with free wireless) using a laptop computer until the battery goes flat. I'm going to the cafe down the ..

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