What is Kazan?
1.
A shot in golf in which the ball comes into contact with a stray can of spam. This incures a 2 stroke penalty.
God dammit! Why the hell did I have to shoot a fucking kazan?
2.
To give or receive rough sexual intercourse.
1. The next time I see Judy, I'm going to kazan her brains out.
2. I can't sit down, Max kazanned my anus for three hours last night.
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