Kbert

What is Kbert?


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The Most Elite Human On The Planet.

Usage Examples:

My "KBert" is more Elite than your "KBert".

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I'm really cool but I'm not a "KBert" yet.

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<person 1> How do you turn your "KBert" off? I turn mine off by using a swift kick to the “nutz”.

<person 2> That’s not cool.

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KBert, KBert, KBe, K... WHO? WHAT?

WTF has a website that only contains their email address? Oh, now I get it, that must be the new cool thing to do!

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I love KBert sooo much that I am following his supreme dietary examples and consuming snapple of the ras-bury variety and only Snapple of the ras-bury variety.

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