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Cops that drive squad cars on creeks to catch stoners.
Me: I'm so stoned i cant even move
Friend: RUN ITS THE COPS ON CREEKS!
Se..
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When a girl has sex with a guy for the first time and pulls down his pants to find a very tiny penis (like the size of a pinky finger) w..
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Someone who has the painful and hindering curse of getting drunk and banging a real fat ugly bitch.
Don't invite Lewis out tonight..