Keagels

What is Keagels?

Sexual exercise wherein you penetrate yourself with a doggie toy, then make it go squeak-squeak all day for practice. Variant of kegels.

Honey, it feels so great when you do your keagels, but you're making all the dogs in the neighborhood bark!

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