What is Keat?
1.
verb; For one to keat is to spontaneously jump up in front of a group of people who has absolutely no respect for you, and then to attempt to dance the cancan.
Sergeant Tiang: Last night at Air Cadets, I tried to motivate my flight by dancing, but all I ended up doing was keating!
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2.
adjective; the superlative form of describing the utmost homosexuality.
Kenneth: You are gay!
Vincent: You're gayer!
Jacob: You are KEAT.
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3.
In a game of cards, having a hand of keats is having an incredibly bad hand which cannot be played well no matter the skill of the player.
JT: Oh my, I've got so many keats in my hand.
JL: Yeah, I know! My whole hand is keats!
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4.
a virgin , someone who has not ever had sex before
my name is keat and i am a virgin
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5.
contemporary word for gay, fag, homosexual etc.; to be used in both the literal and figurative sense
Corey: Did you hear about that kid who joined choir.
Alec: Ya, what a fucking Keat
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6.
a homophobe reppin the west coast
"You see that kid over there? That kid is sucha keat!"
"Gnarly, dudeeee."
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