What is Keates?
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Verb. The act of vomiting in a pub in front of everybody, especially when one of the onlookers is an attractive barmaid who then has to mop up after you.
I was out last night and ended up doing a keates in O'Neills.
2.
Another word for Wanker. To Keates is basically to Wank.
Johns gone for a Keates
"That boys a Keates"
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Someone that doesnt last long in bed.
Julia: Michael only lasted 5 minutes in bed last night.
Heather: Oh, hes a quick pumper eh?
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a very fat person
look over there at that aisle fiver! they look like they gonna break the chair!
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