Keates

What is Keates?


1.

Verb. The act of vomiting in a pub in front of everybody, especially when one of the onlookers is an attractive barmaid who then has to mop up after you.

I was out last night and ended up doing a keates in O'Neills.

2.

Another word for Wanker. To Keates is basically to Wank.

Johns gone for a Keates

"That boys a Keates"

See wank, wanker, tosser, bash, pound


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