What is Keatman?
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Scruffy, aspirational, philosophical type individual who specialises in sarcastic dry humour with a weird sense of irony and, coincedentally the same type of company to match.
Oh look it's Keatman, he'll be giving us a lecture on political correctness and then he'll be giving us another update on the joke front, very discretely but successfully winning our hearts and love. Run.
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The champion of everything that is ultimate. Not hte champion of stuff that isn't ultimate like a regular champion.
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Buying something nice for your girlfriend/wife/mistress with the specific intent of obtaining blowjobs.
Dave: So i heard you bought Ste..
