Keaton

What is Keaton?


1.

The best freind a guy can ask for hands down. He is usually rather tall and quite slim. If you know him you should feel lucky. You can even wreck his car and he will still love you.

Kid 1: Dude keaton is my best freind !

Kid 2: No way dude, your soo lucky !

See k dog, skeeton, kitten, keat

2.

a really tall dude who leads girls on ... alot.

maddie: dude, look at him. he is such a keaton

alexis: i know. he does that all of the time.

See keaton, tall, really, girls

3.

adj., Of or pertaining to that which is considered excellent. Derived from the last name of the well known actor Michael Keaton (Multiplicity, Batman). See also swayze.

"I had a good time at the party last night, bro."

"Yeah, it was pretty keaton."

4.

a usually tall guy who is really good looking. Usually hard to get but worth it in the end. Usually has a great body

Cindy: Hey what ever happened with you and Keaton?

Mandy: We went out for awhile and it was AWSOME but then he had to go back home :(

See guy, hot, tall, difficult

5.

a really hot guy who is always a gentlemen. A keaton is someone who usually has wavy/curly brown hair and is a crazy good surfer and kissserrrr. Someone that is like a big smart fish. Hard to catch but once you do its worth it. A fish thats too far from home =(

Kristen: Brit what happened yesterday at the lake?

Britany: I caught a keaton and i could eat that every night

See surfer, kisser, fish, gentlemen, home

6.

a comment that is very witty and should not be copycatted.

"When I say a keaton, you must not copy it."

See funny, witty, sarcastic

7.

a really hot guy who is always a gentlemen. A keaton is someone who usually has wavy/curly brown hair and is a crazy good surfer and kissserrrr. Someone that is like a big smart fish. Hard to catch but once you do its worth it. A fish thats too far from home =(

Kristen: Brit what happened yesterday at the lake?

Britany: I caught a keaton and i could eat that every night

See surfer, kisser, fish, gentlemen, home


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