What is Keaton Albertson?
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An egotistical blogger of juvenile criminality, asocial acts, and childish violence. Someone of complete disregard for humanity, cultural norms, or property.
"Keaton Albertson is a
Tucker Max wannabe. His blogs aren't even that funny."
"What's not funny about shitting inside someone's sleeping bag?
Tucker Max only shit on some drunk girl's floor."
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Something that is and/or feels amazing
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The severely degrading act of simultaneously giving someone a pig blap and a whoppa whoppa.
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A person whom no one seems to know the name of.
See also: Ingrid Dunno
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