What is Keaton Albertson?
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An egotistical blogger of juvenile criminality, asocial acts, and childish violence. Someone of complete disregard for humanity, cultural norms, or property.
"Keaton Albertson is a
Tucker Max wannabe. His blogs aren't even that funny."
"What's not funny about shitting inside someone's sleeping bag?
Tucker Max only shit on some drunk girl's floor."
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When you sleep with a random girl, and wake up the next day to notice your penis looks completely different and like a strangers.
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An incredibly obese woman, who usually wears spandex and has cankles. Also possess multiple chins and rolls, usually scene dining at a f..
