What is Kebab Shop Bird?
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A female, often fallen from the ugly tree, found in a late night food establishment. Gagging for it.
Having failed to pull all night, even having been unsuccessful in the quest for a ten-to-two bird, Jeffro saw that a kebab shop bird really had become the holy grail. Whilst in the queue for a dirty burger, Jeffro pulled a fat ginger bird with chilli sauce dribbling down her chin.
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