Kebabulance

What is Kebabulance?


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A kebabulance, (like an ambulance) is a real life saver when pissed, wastedor otherwise intoxicated. This casually vomit adorned kebab van will sell you the most astonishingly flavoured lamb of your life and set you up well for a glorious hangover and bashmouth.

Fuck me I'm pissed! Find me a kebabulance before I die!

or

I need a kebabulance before I need an ambulance.

See kebab, ambulance, fast food, shish, bashmouth


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