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Using dental floss to clean only the teeth people can see when you smile.
All I had time for this morning was a vanity floss. I'l..
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Pissing on the car door handle of some motherfucker's beemer. Trust me, he deserves it. Nothing good can come of it. Either he hit..
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Reference to Syracuse, NY by natives to imply the sleepy, zombie-like state the city seems to be stuck in.
"Another mediocre day i..
