What is Keegan?
1.
adjective (kee-gahn)
1. To be whipped so severely that anyone can tell you to do anything, and you will do it without hesitation
Girl: Bend over and shove this cucumber covered in melted kit-kat up your ass while reciting the german alphabet backwards.
Guy 1: (Complies)
Guy 2: Man, that guy is keegan'd.
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2.
A huge, floppy, wierd-shapen and overly hairy penis.
Well dude, your dick may be bigger than mine, but at least I don't have a keegan.
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3.
word to describe how uterly awsome, cool, sexy and handsome someone is.
(the best at everything.)
(the coolest person ever to be on this planet.)
(sexies person alive.)
(to handsome for there own good)
ooooo la la, you look so keegan
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4.
Waffles. The only word to describe a Keegan. Waffles.
Hey Waffles! (keegan)
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5.
1)keen
2)one who brings laughter.
3)really
4)a very
5)a very large penis
1)dayum look at Keegan
2)haha dude thats hilarious, youre so keegan
3)holy shit that stunt was KEEGAN!
4)OMG have you guys ever been with a Keegan? the best ever
5)"how bigs your dick?" "lets just say its a keegan" "=D"
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6.
a large, funny shaped dick that is covered in hair, therefore making it look sort of like a canadian sasquatch
person one: look at my dick!
person two: no, i dont want to look at your disgusting keegan
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7.
when u slap a chick in the face with ur boner
dude i just keeganed her last night
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