Keelan

What is Keelan?


1.

1.the hottest guy ever that everyone wants

2.sexy but nice

3.some drunk (but good looking)irish bloke sitting in a pub with a pot of gold

person1.)omg! sex-bomb!! he is such a keelan..

See hot, gorgeous, sexy

2.

verb, any sick and brutal slaughter or consumption of puppies, kittens and/or cute baby animals.

noun, a demented irish man that probobly wants to cause you mental or physical pain.

verb: those crazy hoboes snuck int o the zoo and keelaned all the cute animals.

noun: oh my god dude, that sketchy guy over there with the potatoes and the pot of gold is a keelan...he was on the news last week.

See synonyms, creep, sketchball

3.

irish man of 4 feet or less in height who tries to teach

that man is such a keelan

See squirmish, agile, sneaky, cargo


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