Keelin Edit Meaning

1.

A person, usually the youngest in their family, who is wonderful and loving but has no concept of money since they were to the manor born

Kevin: Look at the table to the left; that person looks sweet, but is having TWO drinks with dinner!

Kath: What a Keelin!

2.

A particularly mean or aggressive person. Often will randomly choose a victim to be horrible to.

'Yep, he is a real bastard, quite a keelin'

See feoric

3.

A beautiful and somewhat enigmatic creature, thought to be an entirely unique specimen, native to the higher tree branches of certain northern midwestern states of the US. Will often leave her home territory to seek out prey in various online RPGs and fora, where she may be found on the prowl for an argument. Those targeted for predation frequently never see anything until it's too late, and their field of vision is obscured by the attacking Keelin's distinctive green and orange ocular markings. Seeks white chocolate.

Notes: EXTREMELY PERVERSE. APPROACH WITH CAUTION.

May appear docile at times, however, constant vigilance is warranted; complacency has resulted in serious injury to researchers, esp. excruciating psychosomatic pain in the shins and genitalia.

May be prone to kicking males in the testicles just to see what happens or on general principles.

Also capable of torturing unsuspecting males in bizarre fashion involving goats and orangutans and possibly sea cucumbers, on general principles. Especially cute when threatening to do so.

Steve Erwin wannabe: Now, if you look carefully through the brush at the tree ahead of us, you'll see something moving in the upper branches... That, mate, is the wild Keelin. It looks like she's stopped.. I think she sees us... CRIKEY! Run! RUN RUN RUN AAAAAGH DONTLEAVEME NONONONONONONO *CRACK*

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See perverse, beautiful, goat, sadistic

4.

a filthy whore and skank ho. if you even come close to her your penis might fall off. yeah, she's that dirty. can also be used as an insult.

that keelin girl is such a little slut.

oh man, that girl is such a keelin!

See frank

5.

A beautiful and somewhat enigmatic creature, thought to be an entirely unique specimen, native to the higher branches of trees. Will often leave her home territory to seek out prey in various online RPGs and fora, where she may be found on the prowl for an argument. Those targeted for predation frequently never see anything until it's too late, and their field of vision is obscured by the attacking Keelin's distinctive green and orange ocular markings. Seeks white chocolate.

Notes: EXTREMELY PERVERSE. APPROACH WITH CAUTION.

May appear docile at times, however, constant vigilance is warranted; complacency has resulted in serious injury to researchers, esp. excruciating psychosomatic pain in the shins and genitalia.

May be prone to kicking males in the more sensitive areas just to see what happens or on general principles (i.e. just for being male).

Also capable of torturing unsuspecting males in bizarre fashion involving goats and orangutans and possibly sea cucumbers, on general principles. Especially cute when threatening to do so.

Steve Erwin wannabe: Now, if you look carefully through the brush at the tree ahead of us, you'll see something moving in the upper branches... That, mate, is the wild Keelin. It looks like she's stopped.. I think she sees us... CRIKEY! Run! RUN RUN RUN AAAAAGH DONTLEAVEME NONONONONONONO *CRACK*

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See beautiful, perversity, shrewd, carnivore