What is Keely?
1.
code name for killer kangaroo!
RUN!!! A Keely is coming!!
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2.
When a masculine woman walks past you. When it is hard to tell if the girl is a guy or not.
Stay away from that girl she has a man's face I mean what a keely.
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A big-headed hog that eats it own poop. Some people mistake it for a giant poop and step on it. It will threaten other animals with its horrible oder. It is also a wanna-be of the Alec, Justin, Danielle, and Garrett.
"Ew, poop!"
"No thats a Keely."
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4.
To pee on a young girls upturned face a la R Kelly.
Don't make me keely you girl! is what Jon said to his wife after they had both been drinking.
That fool is nasty. He gives out keelys to middle school kids.
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Filthy tease whore cum dumster skank cunt bitch.
Doesn't put out by any means. Only put into this world to terrorize men with her saggy ass. Must have good ol pancake butt with eye piercing nipples.
Dude1: "Dude, she was a total keely last night and didn't appreciate the pearl necklace."
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keely (verb, intransitive): to upbraid a member of an online discussion forum for starting, or contributing to, a thread without first having checked that no similar thread, or contribution, exists elsewhere on the forum; frequently, but not always, accompanied by the posting of links to the earlier threads.
Orig.: early 21st century; a reference to a frequent contributor to a field hockey discussion forum
(1) "The moderator will keely you if you don't check your posts for repeated subject matter";
(2) "I was keelied by Redumpire today for starting yet another a thread on the 100,000th posting on the forum"; (3) "I think I'll keely Keely for starting her 15th thread on 'What stick shall I buy?'."
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she is fucking hot az hell i wanna fuck the shit outta her
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