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when you microwave a bagel and add some cream cheese just before having wild sex with it.
Zak looks awful happy today. He must have had..
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A girl who by all appearances, actions, tastes and adventures is your lover, yet is unable to commit to being your girlfriend at the mom..
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A loquacious drunk prone to telling long nonsensical stories while gesticulating furiously.
Last night I saw a blabberwocky get ejected..
