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when you have to shit so bad, you thank god you made it to the toilet
My mom made sloppy joes tonight. i barely made it to the bathroo..
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when you do a roman helmet (aka place your penis between a girls eyes so that it looks like she's wearing a helmet) and she wakes u..
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when you computer has been over run with a computer virus, trojan, spyware, spam and more.
My computer has been virusified by opening a..