What is Keep It Wet?
1.
Phrase often used to end a conversation with a female. Implies that she should calm down and loosen up. That dry-ass vagina of her's is probably making her ultra-bitchy. This phrase is popular in South Florida, not in Tampa.
After a long conversation with an overly bitchy chick.
Girl: "wah, wah, wah... my vagina hurts."
Me: "Whatever, I'll see you later, keep it wet."
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2.
1. The act of lubricating
2. Chill out
3. Loosen up
4. Any other connotation of a wet vagina.
Girl: "Yo, why the fuck u be acting like that?"
Guy: "STFU and keep it wet."
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