Keep Sweet

What is Keep Sweet?


1.

A term of endearment meaning to "stay sweet". Generally used in goodbyes.

Gentleman- "Yo bitch, I'm out for realsies"

Main bitch- "Alright sugardaddy, goodnight"

Gentleman- "Keep sweet, cutie"

Main bitch- "Oh, by the way, did you hear that Christine is pregnant?"

Gentleman- "Seriously? Because I had a passionate relationship with her last month. Perhaps the child belongs to me:("

Main bitch- "Probably. Did you use protection?"

Gentleman- "Honestly Laura, do WE use protection?"

Main bitch- "I guess you're right. Well, I love you."

Gentleman- "That's weird to say, I mean...It's pretty early in our relationship to start using a word like that"

Main bitch- "Well, I think I mean it... I mean... I think we have something one of a kind."

Gentleman- "Listen Laura, I like you and all, but honestly...I'm not sure if I can do this if you're going to be like that."

Main bitch- "David...I'm sorry, I just felt it from the heat, I mean...I am pregnant with you're child..."

Gentleman- "Firstly, my name isn't David, it's Christopher, and secondly, we haven't had sex. Are you drunk?"

Main bitch- "Wasted. But I'm being serious. I love you. And I think I'm pregnant"

Gentleman- "I gotta go. I can't deal with this...But for realsies lol, I love you too. J/klolol."

Main bitch- "Haha, david, you make me swoon. I think I just peed myself. Look, is there a stain?"

Gentleman- "Yes."

Main bitch- /cries

Gentleman- /slapsmainbitch

Main bitch- "Goodnight John"

Gentleman- "Okay Loretta, keep sweet for realziesLOLOLOLOLOL:("

Main bitch- "Rofflesaurs<3ubye"

Gentleman-" Stfu, bye baby.

See keep, sweet, stay, sweat, keip, keith, crying, onion, breath, diamonds


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