Keg Perch

What is Keg Perch?


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The act of squatting on top of a keg with tap in mouth while flapping your arms, aka wings, and drinking heavily.

On lookers must partake in "caw-ing" while you ingest copius amounts of the adult beverage.

Man: "Did you see Jared Keg Perch it?"

Woman: "Did you see Jared Spiderman me?"

Man: "Touche"

See keg, beer, alcohol, spiderman, last action hero


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