What is Keg Perch?
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The act of squatting on top of a keg with tap in mouth while flapping your arms, aka wings, and drinking heavily.
On lookers must partake in "caw-ing" while you ingest copius amounts of the adult beverage.
Man: "Did you see Jared Keg Perch it?"
Woman: "Did you see Jared Spiderman me?"
Man: "Touche"
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(N) A young Jew who has castrated his non-existent penis.
(V) To masturbate on Nicole Maeda's face while watching Wheel of Fortun..
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A knee afflicted with inflammatory arthritis.
Shaun: Holy Shit, what's that Rick?
Rick: That'd just be my Boulder-Knee son.
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