Keg Perch

What is Keg Perch?

The act of squatting on top of a keg with tap in mouth while flapping your arms, aka wings, and drinking heavily.

On lookers must partake in "caw-ing" while you ingest copius amounts of the adult beverage.

Man: "Did you see Jared Keg Perch it?"

Woman: "Did you see Jared Spiderman me?"

Man: "Touche"

See keg, beer, alcohol, spiderman, last action hero

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1. When a zebra fucks a unicorn nick: did you see that zunicorn? Sergio: yea!!! fkn radtastic dude See zebra, unicorn, fucked, sex, zuni..

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1. the last bitch my man fucked. Rat woman,big long hook nose hanging down with whiskers on both sides...

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