Keg Pump

What is Keg Pump?

When given a hand job, but the hand is relative to position and motion, as if pumping a keg. Results in pain and chafing.

That girl keg pumped me last night and now my dick is chafing.

See melnick, keg, pump, dick, hand, job, blow, girl, frat, chafe, painful

Mat Jordan

1. A cartoon slut that gets turned on by reading jokes printed on popsicle sticks. Zip up your drawn on pants and put the popsicles back i..

Pearls

1. Short for "Pearls of Wisdom" Pay attention, I'm giving you "Pearls" here. See wisdom, lesson, advice, experie..

Farris

1. :(v),(n) This is a slang word meaning to eat out a woman or to oraly pleasure her. Ex:I Farrissed her until she was moaning at the top ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Keg Pump Edit Meaning