What is Keg Stand?
1.
The act of slurping malted alcohol from a "keg" whilst chunding thine nasium.
"I have already enjoyed a 'keg stand' this evening, so there is no further need to chund my nasium."
2.
A handstand on a keg. The act of guzzling alchohol in an inverted position in massive quantities, with onlookers cheering.
That
recockulous mofo just did acraptacular kegstand.
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3.
The act of doing a handstand on a keg while guzzling down a mass amount of said keg's contents through its hose-like dispenser. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of beer, the alcohol will reach the brain more quickly (this is anatomically possible given that the beer must reach the stomach first). The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many intoxicated friends.
I just did a keg stand and now I'm horribly drunk.
I tried to hold my hands in place during the keg stand, but I got some beer up my nose, so my hands slipped and I very nearly injured myself.
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4.
The act in which a standing man simultaneously performs fellatio and supports the legs of a woman doing a handstand over another man's genitalia. At the same time, the woman performs fellatio on the second man who is typically laying on his back.
See that chick over there? She gives awesome keg stands.
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5.
verb.
an action in which a person does a handstand on a keg and drinks until they puke.
this action is done frequently by a leigh
How much did you drink in that last keg stand? Leigh was such a champ.
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